GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE
Wladyslaw Podkowinski - Ecstasy, 1894.
i want to make out with someone so bad
Nothing makes a night at work better than having a British man tell you that “you did a brilliant, absolutely BRILLIANT JOB tonight.”
SO this man comes in, grabs a few things to try on, and I open him a room. He tells me (in the smoothest of British accents) that he’s definitely getting the socks, but as for the pants and shorts, he’s still undecided. Eventually he comes back to the front, saying he’s just going to get the socks.
On a whim, I ask him about another pair of shorts, and he decides to check ‘em out. He DIGS ‘em, so there’s compliment one. I snag his size out of the back, and get compliment two (it was record time and on a short we had only 3 left of). I recommend some pants, and he thinks they’re “phenomenal.” He tries some more stuff, and he digs it.
He comes up front, pays, and then before he leaves drops that “brilliant” line in front of my manager. A few others were said, but that’s what stuck out the most to me and made it so awesome.
The compliments are great, but the fact that he loved the stuff I recommended and that he was so nice and happy about everything is what makes my night.
Damn I love my job.